$32.00

Meet the proudest pig in the business. A top hat, a bow tie, and a rainbow on his nose, because the freedom to be exactly who you are and the freedom to build exactly what you want come from the same place: a free society and a free market. It is a soft, true-to-size unisex tee that wears like your favorite shirt by week two. Sizes S to 4XL at one flat price, because at Fat Tested nobody pays a big-guy tax. Free shipping on every order, and if the print ever shows up wrong, we make it right. Wear your rainbow. Tip your top hat to the system that got us here.